Let's Play a Thief FM: Calendra's Cistern
Trevor | 31 maja 2024 |   Calendra's Cistern (2000)   T1 FM
Let’s cat-foot it across the cityscape and lurk amongst the Larloch Society’s sinister soirée in Calendra’s Cistern, a top classic Thief fan mission. This dark night’s deeds include meeting up with Garrett’s femme complice Mercedes, putting the kibosh on some ne’er-do-wells, overhearing memorable conversation one-liners, chatting it up with a severed head and so much more! Come one, come all, downwards darkly to this cistern of sordid delight.

Let's Play a Thief FM: Gathering at the Bar
Trevor | 25 grudnia 2023 |   Gathering at the Bar (1999)   T1 FM
Say Merry Christmas to a taffer, sip some mulled wine, and watch a new Let's Play from Trevor the Taffer. I go back to the first FM in this one and come face to face with an irate Hammerite, admire a nice art gallery, read a uniquely entertaining journal, and find a seemingly lockless key. Join me in this journey back to a classic to close out 2023!

Let's Play a Thief FM: Rogue's Honour
Trevor | 9 lipca 2023 |   Rogue's Honour (2000)   T1 FM
Something sinister lies beneath the village of Winterhelm, and it whiffs of mushrooms. Giant mushrooms that have ... side effects. Want to try a bite? Join me in this classic Thief fan mission that's got axe-pick wielding servants, an Old West wagon thingy (what are they called, again?), a high-as-a-kite NPC and much more. Just stay away from the 'shrooms...

Additionally, near the end of my Let's Play I miss an obvious lock pad and, separate from that, wonder whether I can ever beat the mission. Can’t touch this!

Let's Play a Thief FM: Skull of Lysander
Trevor | 27 maja 2023 |   Skull of Lysander (1999)   T1 FM
Garrett's off to get a golden skull - because what else could early-era Thief FMs feature? The catch is that he must replace it with another one, a regular ol' skull that he must carry on him. And when I say carry, I mean such that it is not in your inventory, but floating there, in the middle of the screen - an item actually held by you. Meaning you can't interact with anything unless you drop it. And when you drop it, you make noise...

There's also a lively frog beast, lots and lots of alert guards, and one really, really big skull. So come on in for some magi tower sneaking, in Skull of Lysander!

Let's Play a Thief FM: A Thief's New Year 2014
Trevor | 31 grudnia 2022 |   A Thief's New Year 2014 (2014)   TG FM
It's time to send off 2022 Thief-style - which means blackjacking groups of party-goers, sliding down snow-covered roofs, searching endlessly for candy canes, and grabbing some nog. There might be something in all that about a lit match and gunpowder, too. Okay, so that's decidedly not Thief-style, but that's what this fun little mission from New Year's Eve 2014 is dealing out, or at least what I experience with it! Come join me for some New Year's taffing and a celebration of the greater Holiday season, and get ready for all that 2023 might bring!

Let's Play a Thief FM: The Death of Garrett
Trevor | 26 listopada 2022 |   The Death of Garrett (1999)   T1 FM
Trevor the Taffer lives again! You may have thought me a zombie cursed to wander the halls of the Bonehoard, never to see the light of a Let's Play again. But no, dear taffers, I've fallen to no such fate - I've just gone into hiding, sneaksie trickster that I am (read: been busy!), and am now returned to explore another early-era Thief fan mission!

This time I've got "The Death of Garrett," appropriate as we almost had the death of Trevor the Taffer. Come join me fresh from the grave as I traipse around frog beasts, decipher dastardly traps, and put the kibosh on a fellow thief who, true to his trade, bore no honor.

Let's Play a Thief FM: Hammerhead: Return to the Docks
Trevor | 7 września 2022 |   Hammerhead: Return To The Docks (2000)   T1 FM
The Hammerites are on Garrett's tail - flinging fire arrows, even - and our Master Thief's in need of a ship out of town. He's at the docks and is seeking his getaway, all while Hammerites pound the pavement, industrial works loom overhead, citizens seek solace at the local pub, and a full moon steals the sky's show.

Slip away with me to the docks, and let's get Garrett out of town!

Let's Play a Thief FM: The Monastery of St. Fera
Trevor | 21 sierpnia 2022 |   The Monastery of St. Fera (T1) (1999)   T1 FM
Loot lightly - for you taff on holy ground. Welcome to the Monastery of St. Fera, where Hammerite brethren hum and whistle and dark secrets click and clack (and burn). Garrett must breach the Monastery's walls and find the Morning Stone, a magical gemstone, and grab some other worthwhile trinkets while he's at it.

Say your prayers and join me on this holy night at St. Fera's, as I explore another classic early-era Thief fan mission!

Let's Play a Thief FM: Shunned: Fistral's Story
Trevor | 31 lipca 2022 |   Shunned (1999)   T1 FM
Garrett's aiming to nab the Necromonicon, a book a fellow by the name of Fistral had in his possession before dying under mysterious circumstances. Good thing for Garrett no one goes near Fistral's old place, so no guards to worry about; bad thing for Garrett that the house is terribly haunted, so plenty of zombies and other nasty ghoulies roam the grounds. Join me as I creep into a house gone bonkers in search of the fabled Necromonicon, in Shunned: Fistral's Story!

Let's Play a Thief FM: Torben - The Traitor
Trevor | 23 lipca 2022 |   Torben - The Traitor (1999)   T1 FM
Dark shadows conceal deadly deeds this night - Garrett's got to put the kibosh on a traitor, the titular Torben. They say no honor among thieves, but traitors never prosper (in fact, they get dunked in bathtubs). Join me as I steal away in another early-era Thief fan mission classic, Torben - The Traitor!

Let's Play a Thief FM: Poor Lord Bafford
Trevor | 10 lipca 2022 |   Poor Lord Bafford (1999)   T1 FM
Lord Bafford's Manor is a classic Thief mission; Poor Lord Bafford is a classic Thief fan mission. I found out there's more than first meets the eye in this fun, cozy little FM from 1999. Join me as I explore Bafford's country estate, encounter some very perceptive guards (and some not so perceptive ones), resist the urge to slash banners (not always successfully), and make the poor Lord's second estate as empty as his first.

Let's Play a Thief FM: Escape: The Bear Pits
Trevor | 26 czerwca 2022 |   Escape: The Bear Pits (1999)   T1 FM
I'm going to the Bear Pits in this video - want to come watch?

They don't make bears like they used to, indeed, for these pits don't even have bears, but all manner of other beasts: rat men, haunts, spiders, and more! Come join me as I take in the fantastic sights and sounds of the City's fabled entertainment venue, in an early-era fan mission that's a bit rough around the edges but still a bit of a lark. Benny would be proud.