It was a long day taffin’ around the city then you got a BIG BIG Headache,
After gulpin’ some Aspirin you just fall on the bed and……
Uhh, What you said ?..! No aspirin in the Middle Ages ? ….we...
OMG those crappy bluecotes stoel you're blackjack and wont give it back LOL!!1!
Now its time 2 take you're revenge on them!! Get you're sword, leave the hotel and kill all the cops in town!!
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Garrett's evil twin brother Barratt has grassed up our hero to Sheriff Gorman Truart who has seen to it that Garrett will spend the next few years doing a little bird. Quelle horreur! Our hero's we...
Rumor has it that the Frytefull Crypt, a set of pagan tombs, holds great treasures. Unfortunately for you, it's also haunted. According to legend, two of the greatest pagan sorcerers of all time, L...
I came across a nice-looking place today. The place appears to be deserted. Great, I think I'll clean the place out! I bet I can find at least 4700 loot here!
It's time to begin...
The J0KeR sez yer a loser so u gotta find him and kill him. But hes hidin' in the Evil Alcemist Lair and thers all kindz of nasty EVIL stuff in there so your gonna die ----- Unless u think yer COO...
An associate of mine wants me to taff a golden skull which is being kept somewhere inside a large castle. The thing is, those golden skulls are worth a pretty penny, and the amount I was offered fo...
A meteor made a hole in the ceiling and out pooped you, youv'e got a funny voice and granny's flying potion, escape the giant hord of zombies you woke up, well on second thought just steal the mask...
Well, it seems that the Mechanists have invented a machine that can go to the Moon. The problem is that I want to go in there, all people in the city speak that the Moon is full of gold. I don't kn...
The Waterford Bank and Trust or Freedo Finds One....
I ran into an old acquaintence the other night at a local watering hole; Freedo. I hadn't seen him since my stint in Big "C" Prison. He told ...
The following events take place not too far from the Dark City.
The Hammerites owning much land in the Mountains above the city, and of course being rich in Gold Ore have built a Fort over these...
A rash of disappearances plague the city. Rich and poor alike are vanishing without a trace while the City Watch stands idle, powerless to stop the menace. Garrett is contacted by the Keeper Orde...
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