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taffer-kun Oct. 25, 2024, 7:28 a.m.

2 doors don't open despite having all keys available. To be honest, the mission is so ugly and uninspired, that I have little desire to research further.

Nov. 3, 2024, 3:22 p.m.

never mind, i looked back at my vod of it and yeah, there's just two doors that don't do anything

Almost Went Unfinished
topic about The Prodigal Corpse (2000)

Nov. 3, 2024, 2:56 p.m.

When I got around to playing this, I had already gone through a period of brainmelting in the missions prior to this that was so bad I almost said, "This mission is scuffed, I'm skipping it." However, The Prodigal Corpse doesn't have anything to actually get that mad about in hindsight. I mean, the mission isn't good, but it's in that amateurish...

Finally, A Fair Fight
topic about Equilibrium (2000)

Oct. 31, 2024, 1:52 a.m.

You ever wonder what a guard in the City feels like when Garrett suddenly appears out of the shadows and erases their childhood memories via CTE with one swing of the blackjack? Equilibrium makes it so you don't have to wonder anymore. Turns out the answer is that it's goddamn terrifying.

Garrett wanders into an abandoned Keeper compound in s...

Broken.
topic about Wanted: Dead or Alive (1999)

taffer-kun Oct. 25, 2024, 7:28 a.m.

2 doors don't open despite having all keys available. To be honest, the mission is so ugly and uninspired, that I have little desire to research further.

Oct. 29, 2024, 5:09 a.m.

Which doors didn't open? WDOA has kind of bounced off my brain but i don't remember anything like that

Lockpicking Gauntlet of 1999 - Gold Medal
topic about The Awakening (1999)

Oct. 22, 2024, 6:12 a.m.

When playing fan missions for an extended period of time, I end up suffering from a disorder I like to call "brain melting." It's when you're forced to do something incredibly tedious an excessive amount of times (yes, I know this is part of the appeal of playing Thief in the first place) that it literally feels like you would do just about anyt...

Wrichards is my bane.
topic about Tower of Illusion (1999)

taffer-kun Oct. 10, 2024, 5 p.m.

This mission is designed to hate you. Outside endless unremarkable corridors, lengthy as hell unlockables, tiny hidden loot that you spend an hour searching, it's downgrade from...

Oct. 20, 2024, 7:09 a.m.

🤝

I open my wallet and it is full of blood
topic about Stronghold (2000)

Oct. 12, 2024, 5:27 a.m.

After standing in my backyard crushing bricks in my bare hands for an hour or two, I'm finally ready to come back and talk about Stronghold, a mission which started off kind of promising and then made me feel insane the longer it went on.

In contrast to how I felt immediately after seeing the Mission Complete screen, I do think there's a lot ...

hell yeah
topic about Creature Clash 2 (2000)

Oct. 9, 2024, 6:56 a.m.

I got to watch a mechanist and a hammerite put aside their differences to turn a treebeast into mulch. Good mission.

Lockpicking Gauntlet of 1999 - Silver Medal
topic about Tower of Illusion (1999)

Sept. 22, 2024, 8:29 a.m.

Tower of Illusion is designed to waste your time.

Well, not really. Wrichards more than likely assumed "lockpicking = longer and more engaging mission" and called it square. They even made you go find both picks individually to hold you back a little more. Unfortunately, goodwill starts to fade when you end up having to pick every door and ch...

Grimderp factory
topic about The Enterprise (2000)

Angder

Dec. 12, 2023, 7:52 p.m.

The enterprise is a mission which I am deeply familiar with. I actually used to speedrun the the T2 version as part of it's series. Seeing this earlier copy of it was extremely ...

Sept. 22, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

oh my god did you get the hallway that murders your game too

It's Just Missing the Sceptre
topic about Lord Burkhard (2000)

Sept. 22, 2024, 6:50 a.m.

I'm not gonna really harp on the quality of this mission since signs point to it being a newbie messing around in Dromed, but this is basically the exact same structure as Deceptive Sceptre, all the way down to the wrong objective ticking off when you complete it.

Garrett needs to find and kill Lord Burkhard, a noble who seems to own one sing...

Better Than The Last One
topic about Events in Highrock (2000)

Aug. 3, 2024, 7:13 a.m.

I had incredibly low expectations going into Events in Highrock, even with people telling me it's actually good. I'm happy to say that they're mostly right.

The level design itself is leagues beyond The Mage's Area, with a lot of interconnected areas in the City that all (mostly) make sense, and its generally fun to explore. Its definitely a ...

This Sucks
topic about The Bathhouse (2000)

Aug. 1, 2024, 7:37 a.m.

I usually try to give older missions some sorta benefit of doubt, with the context that authors making literally anything in Dromed is cool as hell and that it was probably decent for the time when it came out. I really can't see that being the case here.

I don't like being harsh about FMs but it's kind of a bad sign that this placed 3rd in ...

Old Missions are Great
topic about WWF Smack Down ! (1999)

June 4, 2024, 5:58 a.m.

I'm not gonna sit here and try to wax poetic about a fan mission made by a wrestling fan from the 90s, but I have to say that "There's an old 'friend' of yours waiting in the ring, layeth the smack down on his candy ass!" is an incredibly funny objective to read in a Thief game.

haha meme
topic about The Deceptive Sceptre (1999)

May 7, 2024, 8:22 p.m.

yeah thats all i got

I've seen this before in a fever dream
topic about Unforgiven: Mission One (1999)

May 7, 2024, 5:41 a.m.

I feel like I got pranked.

Like, this mission is not very good. I can't tell if navigating the city was supposed to be more difficult or if was just meant to simply give off the impression of a labyrinth. The house (?) that you end up robbing is a big, bizarre, and ugly mess.

But... I think that's the point?

Outside of its weird layout,...

Didn't Age Very Well
topic about Escape: The Bear Pits (1999)

March 9, 2024, 8:08 p.m.

I didn't really like this mission.

I think the idea is cool, having AI fight each other, hunting for gear, having some sort of high-tension escape. The problem lies in the lack of polish and overall general feeling of someone who knows what they WANT to do, but not being 100% sure how to achieve it.

Your main objective is to find a sword, ...

Short and Sweet
topic about Poor Lord Bafford (1999)